zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

this sounds like a robot achieving self-awareness

twirlyeleven:

2econdp2iioniic:

violentdeke:

desprecious:

sassykittykicksaves:

1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice

I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.
The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.

and now the weather

twirlyeleven:

2econdp2iioniic:

violentdeke:

desprecious:

sassykittykicksaves:

1st zam broke and leaked oil all over the ice

I saw this without the caption and thought it was blood.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Here we see the aftermath of a wild zamboni devouring it’s prey, a penalized hockey player, and the subsequent trailing back to it’s lair after a successful hunt.

The crowd looks on in a strange mixture of horror and relief. The zamboni will be satisfied for days. They are safe for now.

and now the weather

Anonymous asked:

What in the world is ThestralGate?

simplypotterheads:

A couple of months ago, whether it was by coincidence or on purpose, we got like 5 asks in the span of half an hour asking why Harry couldn’t see thestrals before year 5. It blew up into this big thing that left us with over 200 messages in our askbox in just a few hours asking things like “Could thestrals see Harry before year 5?” “Can thestrals see other thestrals?” “If a thestral falls in the forbidden forest and no one can see it, did it really happen?” Like each ask was more extravagant than the last. And it was all in good fun, and I definitely laughed a lot, but after awhile I started to really REALLY resent thestrals. Part of me still does. There’s only so many times a person can answer questions about them before they go loopy.


-Ashley